vancouverness

why hello there!

well, it's official. i'm a vancouverite. i now have outrageous rent and a cell phone. i belong.

i also seem to be writing a blog that no one reads. perhaps this could really be like a journal, where i could profess my deepest darkest secrets and no one would ever know! and then when i died they'd find it, and publish it. but you all could have read it long ago, for free! silly you.

vancouver seems to be significantly cooler than victoria. which generally means many more opportunities to spend my money. hmmm...

well. ok. this feels only slightly less sad and weird than talking to oneself, so i'm off.

gloom and other wonders

gloomy day. some thoughts: why do our moods go up and down with the weather? this seems like a bit of a useless evolutionary tool. shouldn't it have been removed at some point? or did we acquire this along the way? i guess depression is a bit of a new one. i wonder what purpose that serves?

i guess i'm moving to vancouver. now i'm scared. there are lots of cool people in victoria. where did they come from? are there cool people in vancouver? and, more importantly, will they talk to me? i'm afraid of all the hipsters...

but i guess the time has come. me and victoria had our days of glory. now it's time for some new and exciting gloomy city time. i wonder if i can still ride a bicycle, or if i'll be hit by a bus the first day. that might not be so bad though... i might start making a living out of bike accidents. then i won't have to get a shitty food service job. man, i don't want to get a job.